Best (or the worst) name for a kid in high school sports

A South Dakota high school player's name is K.J. Bad Wound

http://www.rapidcityjournal.com/sports/article_f88123ee-fa61-11de-b783-001cc4c03286.html

I understand this is likely an Indian name. But the lead and headline possibilities might be endless.

 

Tough to beat former Garden City (Mich.) tennis player Carl Dork.

 

Iowa hoops prepster Fonda Dicks. Harry Colon went from Washington H.S. in Kansas City, Kansas to Missouri, then the NFL.

 

haywood jablome!

 

A school that played one of the schools in the coverage area at my old shop had a basketball player named Diamond Rich.

 

Pro hockey player Robin Big Snake

 

In the youth rodeo world, there's a family in Nebraska (I think) with the last name Boots. So they named all their kids after boot companies. Justin Boots, Tony Lama Boots, etc. Thankfully, no kid named Ariat as far as I know.

Also knew kid in youth rodeo named National Champion. Tough name to live up to when you're placing 50th of 100 kids.

 

I wonder which one of the kids was the former poster here ...

 

i remember USA Today quoted that guy at the Masters the year NOW had the protests. remember taking the call from my buddy who was covering it. it was online for maybe 20 minutes.

 

Sounds like a perfect name for a kid who's involved with karate tournaments.

 

what do you mean, "former?"

 

Two memorable ones from a former stop.

Same North Alabama 1A school - think they may have been football teammates at one point.

Mona Leisia Carter (a guy) and Tecumseh Mayes (also a guy). The second 'i' in Carter's first name is silent. Honest.