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Best humorous semi-original Xmas song

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DyePack, Nov 24, 2006.


And the award goes to ...

  1. 12 Pains of Xmas

    8 vote(s)
  2. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

    8 vote(s)
  3. The Hanukkah Song

    8 vote(s)
  4. Xmas At Ground Zero

    4 vote(s)
  5. guy's song about his car

    0 vote(s)
  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    What? No love for Tom Lehrer?

    A Christmas Carol

    Christmas time is here, by golly,
    Disapproval would be folly,
    Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
    Fill the cup and dont say when.
    Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
    Mix the punch, drag out the dickens,
    Even though the prospect sickens,
    Brother, here we go again.

    On christmas day you cant get sore,
    Your fellow man you must adore,
    Theres time to rob him all the more
    The other three hundred and sixty-four.

    Relations, sparing no expensell
    Send some useless old utensil,
    Or a matching pen and pencil.
    Just the thing I need! how nice!
    It doesnt matter how sincere it
    Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit,
    Sentiment will not endear it,
    Whats important is the price.

    Hark the herald tribune sings,
    Advertising wondrous things.
    God rest ye merry, merchants,
    May you make the yuletide pay.
    Angels we have heard on high
    Tell us to go out and buy!

    So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,
    Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,
    Driving his reindeer across the sky.
    Dont stand underneath when they fly by.
  2. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member


    (btw -- sc... rawrr!!! ;D)
  3. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Got to go with Father Christmas by the Kinks. And then the Cheech and Chong "Santa and His Old Lady" bit.
  4. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    Weird Al, no doubt about it. It's been my favorite funny Christmas song since the sixth grade.
  5. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Xmas At Ground Zero was on the radio today. I couldn't believe it.
  6. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    One song that probably should be on there but probably isn't because it's too new, at least compared to others on this poll, is "I Won't Be Home For Christmas" by Blink-182.

    Outside the carolers start to sing
    I can't describe the joy they bring
    Cause joy is something they don't bring me

    My girlfriend is by my side
    From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
    Their whiny voices get irritating
    It's Christmas time again

    So I stand with a dead smile on my face
    Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
    Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers

    And then I guess I must have snapped
    Because I grabbed the baseball bat
    And made them all run for shelter

    It's Christmas time, again
    It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand, All year
    I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer

    You people scare me
    Please stay away from my home
    If you don't get beat down
    Just leave the presents and let me be alone

    Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
    Cause the cops came and arrested me
    They had an unfair advantage

    And even though the jail didn't have a tree
    Christmas came a night early
    Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package

    I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
    I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
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