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Best humorous semi-original Xmas song

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DyePack, Nov 24, 2006.

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And the award goes to ...

  1. 12 Pains of Xmas

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  2. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  3. The Hanukkah Song

    8 vote(s)
    28.6%
  4. Xmas At Ground Zero

    4 vote(s)
    14.3%
  5. guy's song about his car

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Well-Known Member

    The Hanukkah Song, hands down.

    If for no other reason, the line "All Three Stooges."

    However I'll throw in Root Boy Slim & The Sex Change Band's "XMas at Kmart," which had the immortal passage, "I musta died and gone to heaven, 'cuz hell is Christmas at the Seven-11."

    Used to have that part on my answering machine back in the day.

    RIP, Root.
     
  2. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    South Park has a few outstanding ones...

    The Lonely Jew on Christmas, as IJAG pointed out...

    Christmas Time in Hell...

    Dead, Dead, Dead (This one always leaves me in tears...)

    Swiss Colony Beef Log...
     
  3. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    BYH, I couldn't possibly take credit for that conspicuous piece of genius. I think I burst a blood vessel in my cheek the first time I read that on Deadspin. (Designer slaaacks)
     
  4. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

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    This, sirs and madams, is a tremendously original and funny Christmas album. The second one is OK too, if only for the holiday re-mix of D'yer Maker. Go here http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunes.asp?Var=S&Page=2 and click the song "Sled Zeppelin"

    I'm a dork, but I love me some Bob Rivers.
     
  5. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, he loves me, I love you.

    Therefore vicariously, he loves you.
     
  6. Just_An_SID

    Just_An_SID Active Member

    My personal favorite is the song by Cheech & Chong. . . okay, it is more of a recital. I also liked the one by Bruce Springsteen.
     
  7. Unibomber

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  8. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    There's the infamous unreleased Springsteen song, Pilgrim in the Temple of Love, that he's only played in concert that's a very funny Christmas song:
    http://bruce-springsteen.lyrics-text.com/pilgrim-in-the-temple-of-love-lyrics.html
    (Lyrics NSFW)
     
  9. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    Not that it matters for the purposes of this poll, but Dr. Elmo, the "Grandma got run over..." guy, is a heck of a guy. I interviewed him once and mentioned that my mother had been there at the beginning as she listened to the radio show that broke that song (Gene Nelson on KSFO in San Francisco if anyone cares), he asked her name, and a week later I got a picture in the mail, autographed to her, thanking her for being there at the start. Since she really liked the song, I came up big with chirstmas gifts that year.

    I also ordered his latest CD about a year after that, and he answered his own order line...and remembered who I was when I gave him the name...Nice Guy.
     
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Damn 47 posts in and no one's riffed on Dye's first selection, "The 12 Pains Of Christmas."

    ONE LIGHT GOES OUT THEY ALL GO OUT!!!

    Oh I don't even KNOW half these people!!!

    She's a witch, I hate her.

    GET A JOB YA BUM!!! <-----------Hondo

    Most of those lines work at anytime of the year.
     
  11. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    "So get a high colonicah
    And soil your long johnukahs
    If you really really wantukah."

    That's some good stuff.
     
  12. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    I said it was easily the best, doesn't that count??
     
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