best e-mail subject ever.

ok, maybe not best ever, but this did just pop up in my spam filter:

"bush declares lindsay lohan federal disaster area."

(about two years late.)

any others to offer? the obligatory lottery ones are exempt from this category.

 

"Eliza Dushku wants to have sex with you"

 

The thread topic is "best e-mail subject ever." Not "things your wife has to whisper in your ear in order for you to get an erection."

 

Damn solid. (Something Mrs. BYH doesn't get to say often.)

 

Why must people lie in the subject titles? I was really hoping to see the "best e-mail subject ever," and I come to find out that, "OK, maybe not the best."

Why does this world hurt me so?

 

Your mastery at pointing out irony is dooley noted.

 

Mikey,

I'm sorry it doesn't involve an invitation like this:

To: Mikey
From: SBTB crew

Note: You are cordially invited to a reunion involving all cast members and crew where you get the chance to meet and greet everybody involved. You'll even get kisses from Elizabeth Berkley, hand-jobs from Tiffany Thiessen, BJs from Dennis Haskins and anal sex from Dustin Diamond.

 

A 30-post newb, huh?

 

I do like Mr. Belding.

 

Problem is, there's one character conspicuously missing from that invite.

 

Three. But only one who matters.

 

This ain't my first rodeo on SJ!