Best comic scenes in movies

Yes sir! Blue Moon, Coors Light or Sam Adams? Have those in the fridge and can get you leftovers from a very fine Mexican joint.

 

Hee Hee. I'll take the Sam Adams. And thanks!

For humor also, I'll throw out the bedroom scene in Sideways when Miles is trying to get Jack's wallet back. The way Paul Giamatti's eyes dart back and forth cracks me up.

 

Airplane — The jive-talking scene.

Sideways — "I'm not drinking any fucking Merlot!" "Hey, if the girls wanna drink Merlot, we're drinkin' Merlot."

 

That never gets old ;D

-Everything in Airplane from the Krishnas to Robert Stack talking after all it was over.
-Porky's because of Coach Ballbricker, Pee-Wee, and Meat
-Scene from "Ruthless People" was the video of what was supposed to be DeVito killing Bette Midler was actually the Police Chief banging the hooker. Bill Pullman's face was priceless when he overhears in the t.v. store "That's my husband!" And the classic one from the cops: "That has to be the stupidest man on the face of the earth." "Maybe we should shoot him."

 

Baxter the Dog talking to the grizzly bear in Anchorman left me in tears when I saw it in the theater.
It's not a comedy, but in Road House, when Patrick Swayze and that other guy are beating the shit out of each other in the lake, in between punches Dalton says to him 'You are such an asshole.' Don't know why, but it always makes me laugh.
Woody Allen's fight with Kirstie Alley in Deconstructing Harry is probably my favorite, though.

 

I've heard about this...CAT JUGGLING.
Never gets old.

 

While it might no be among the classics listed above, thought the bear in the ice cream truck that scared the kids in Borat was pretty funny, too.

 

Great thread. Just to nominate something that hasn't been mentioned, I'll go with Tom Hanks in the "Money Pit." The scene where he's stuck in the carpet in the hole in the floor, and the whole scene where he winds up in the fountain. Classic.

 

The brief glimpse of the bear's head in the fridge a little later was classic, too.