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Best Christmas gift ever!!!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bob Slydell, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    This is too funny. And the quote about his kid crying is great.


     
    Bob Slydell, Dec 28, 2007
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  2. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    I'm hanging onto the porn myself ... until I talk to a lawyer. That's it. That's the ticket.
     
    CentralIllinoisan, Dec 28, 2007
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  3. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    So THAT'S what happened to my MP3 player....
     
    Huggy, Dec 28, 2007
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  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I knew there was a reason I like Walmart. That and the fact you can buy an Axe, Doritos, a gun and a swimming pool all in one stop.
     
    mike311gd, Dec 28, 2007
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  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Why you would want to buy an axe and a gun all in the same trip? I guess you have to try to get laid somehow, huh buddy? I am slowly backing away and running far, far away from mike311gd.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Dec 28, 2007
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  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Exactly. When in a long dry spell, you pull out all the stops. I'm just waiting for Walmart to stock Sam's Choice Rohypnol on the shelves.
     
    mike311gd, Dec 28, 2007
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  7. jimnorden

    jimnorden Member

    that's hilarious.

    “I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head.”
     
    jimnorden, Dec 28, 2007
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  8. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    I wish someone would take a shovel to the back of this fucktard's head for crying about suing over such a trivial slight. Who's has pain and suffering? The girl? Give me a break. She'll be in therapy because of her douchebag father before she will have to deal with "those images."

    And who the hell can afford to buy three MP3 players at once?
     
    HandsomeHarley, Dec 28, 2007
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  9. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    Reminds me of a Bill Engvall skit: The skit begins with him finding out that his son has been looking at porn on the Internet, and he says to his wife, "Did you take down the name of the site?"
     
    budcrew08, Dec 28, 2007
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  10. Write-brained

    Write-brained Guest

    Who's he going to sue when she finds his stash o' porn beneath the bed?
     
    Write-brained, Dec 28, 2007
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  11. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    Mike, you're a weird dude . And funny.
     
    GBNF, Dec 28, 2007
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