Believe it or not, this isn't about Chef: A man is pregnant

No way is that dude preggers.

But, if he is.........

would he still be a MILF, or do you transfer that to FILF?

 

Fine. I'm just getting older, and I don't get it. I have no sense of humor.

But get this part straight: I'm not saying people can't make the jokes. I'm just saying I think we're better than that. AND I won't comment on them any more, so no cracks about how I'm not saying you can't but will make damn sure you know my intention.

Done.

 

I don't think the Mikey jokes are any more overplayed than any other board joke. Hell this thread started with the newest board joke: Chef and his insatiable desire to mutilate himeslf.

and if we're going to gripe about threads devolving from their original intent, well, we've got a lot more to gripe about than Mikeyjacks.

 

T-GILF. Transgendered guy ILF.

 

Umm, right here:

 

Anything but a FOAFILF.

 

No reference to glomming, BYH. Still not following. I meant those who were actually around but still just posted it ad nauseam with no attempts to "make it their own" [/RandyJackson]

 

Tonight; Mrschef goes to bed early, the kid stays at a cousins, and chef discovers the only way to get that pesky callous off the bottom of his foot is to stick a steak knife through it.

 

Okay, that was funny. Thank God I wasn't drinking a Coke ... whoops.

 

I was hoping you'd try to get rid of an ingrown toenail with a blow torch.

 

Damn you

 

Nope.

Pliers.

Get a hold of that little bastard right by the top of the nail, bite down on a towel, and just rip it out.

Yeah, it'll bleed for a while, but you'll get the root of the nail out and everything.

Don't be a pussy, beej; Next one you get, try for yourself.

C'mon, all the cool kids are doing it.