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Believe it or not, this isn't about Chef: A man is pregnant

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Mar 26, 2008.

  1. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    If he had the "external plumbing" put in, he'd have the baby by Caesarian section.

    That is, if this "story" is true...
     
  2. Jealous [/mizzougrad]
     
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    I'd only be jealous if you and Mikey conceived a child. ;)
     
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    That FOAF is a dude, and has been a dude since birth, is only the no. 2 reason why that's just fucking impossible.
     
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    n
    Can we get a ruling on whether "home insemination" would break Mikey's streak?
     
  6. The heads of at least three FOX News producers exploded when they heard this one.
     
  7. I can't get behind that one.
     
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I want to ask a serious question, one with hopefully no bias in the question.

    Those of you who post mike311gd can't get laid jokes, do you post them...
    a.) because you think what you're saying is funny;
    b.) it's become standard on the board, so you're just going to do it regardless
    c.) it's SportsJournalists.com's own version of 'FIRST!' in which you get to be the first person on any given thread to make the joke
    or d.) you really think you're breaking ground


    I'm seriously asking.
     
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I knew that this thread wasn't about Chef 'cause the title wasn't:

    "Me, a 12-pack of Coors, stirrups and boiling water"
     
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member


    See, now THAT'S funny.
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Mine was a home insemination joke, dammit!

    I stopped doing straight Mikey jokes in 1998.
     
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    If that was the title, wouldn't the thread be about IJAG?
     
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