Before I'd root for Duke in the Final Four, I would rather...

BYU is a close second, followed by Lehigh.

 

After more blowjob officiating like last night's, the fire's refuelled.

 

Maybe if CBS got its ultimate dream and Tim Tebow just happened to be behind the Devils' bench (kinda like the way Fox puts the stars of its shows in the primo World Series seats)? It may be the very last time I voluntarily watch college basketball.

 

Hofstra

 

--Wear an Alex Rodriguez jersey
--Root for the Denver Broncos
--Pray for a Mexico-Italy final in this summer's World Cup.

 

What? Clearly Acy bumped Scheyer so hard that he just had to parade around the court with both hands up in the air. And every one knows that Duke can throw three elbows (and one gut stomp) apiece before a technical can even begin to be considered.

Yeah, fuck Duke.

As for me, I'd rather...
... Root for Nebraska by fall, and the Beakers by winter
... take Al Davis sweatsuit shopping
... listen to an argument between Bill Self and Jeff Foxworthy

 

New bestie alert!!!

 

I know we have a big exception on this board, but Duke is one of those programs that unless you're an alum, you hate them.

It's got to be the most hated program in the country by about a thousand miles.

 

I was 12. Leave me alone. It would be worse if I turned my back on the first team I liked, right?

So suck it, people who call me bandwagon!!!

 

N O T R E D A M E

 

...do a threesome with Ann Coulter and Michelle Bachmann.