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Before I'd root for Duke in the Final Four, I would rather...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, Mar 28, 2010.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    ... date Boots' next-door neighbor.
    ... kiss Nick Saban full on the mouth.

    (Feel free to change the team to allow for your hatred...)
  2. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    -- Root for the Chiefs or Chargers (but not the Raiders, but it's close).
    -- Accept the Celtics as an NBA franchise.
    -- Cheer for either the Red Sox or Yankees, in that order (but it's close)/
  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    -- Eat elephant snot.
  4. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Damn you all.
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You'd rather damn us all than root for Duke in the Final Four?
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    That's not very Laettner-like...
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    She does both on a regular basis.

    Me, I'd rather let Chef give me a vasectomy.
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    --pull any chicks JDV would consider provably and demonstrably hot.
    --sit with outofplace at a Yankees-Royals game.
    --hold BYH's stopwatch.
  9. lono

    lono Active Member

  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

  11. lono

    lono Active Member

    Fuckin' deskers ...
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    Self-vasectomies are in;
    Chef ain't going anywhere near your balls.
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