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Beer snob sues MillerCoors for making Blue Moon

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by old_tony, May 6, 2015.

  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    I think we're up to five now: Beer, wine, music, running and cycling. ;) But for posterity, which one (or two) does he not check off?
     
  2. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Ah. Right. Three of the five. Don't hear much about running or wine. He's a beer and bike kinda dipshit.
     
  3. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Does he do yoga, too?
     
  4. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    That's a really bad double, too, because I bet he talks about the great beer he had and then talks about how he burned it off with his 50-mile bike ride and how great of a ride it was.
     
  5. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Crossfit snobs!
     
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  6. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    I bet he's the guy is in charge of bringing beer to a party, but he only brings two 22-ounce bottles of beer from a brewery you never heard of saying you have to try it. That of course is after he went to that brewery in a pack ride where they took up the entire road going 10 MPH in a 45 and proceeds to complain about how rude drivers are.
     
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  7. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    All of that is true.
     
  8. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

  9. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    Wine snobs are worse, though I'm around beer snobs way more often, and engage in a little bit of beer snobbery myself.

    Wine snobs are worse simply because they are 99 percent full of shit. When they taste blind - which they almost never do, by the way - they essentially can't tell the difference between a $5 bottle of Merlot or a $500 bottle of Cabarnet.
     
  10. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I do love the new Miller Lite commercial where they explain with a straight face that there are "no strong flavors to hide imperfections."
     
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  11. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    Had the same thought. Gussy it up however you want, you're selling piss water, Miller. But isn't the commercial just a take on the Bitter Beer Face commercials from the 90s?
     
  12. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    Stella Artois is, literally, Budweiser that's brewed in Europe. And people still get conned into paying more for it.
     
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