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Beer Koozies

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Apr 29, 2013.


Do you use beer koozies?

  1. Yes because it keeps my beer cold

    4 vote(s)
  2. Yes because it keeps my beer cold and in theory hides what I'd drinking from Johnny Law

    1 vote(s)
  3. Yes but only for the few days after I get free ones from the trade show or liquor store

    0 vote(s)
  4. No beer koozies are for high school kids and douchebags

    10 vote(s)
  5. No and koozie is spelled with a "C" dickwad

    1 vote(s)
  6. Mini Ditka

    3 vote(s)
  1. A new study shows that beer koozies do keep beer colder but not so much because of the insulation but because it prevents condensation


    Do you use beer koozies?
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Is this going to determine whether you use one at Talladega?

    (And...Mini Ditka)
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Isn't "beer koozie" what Big Ben calls his bitches?
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Being from Boston, Chris should call them beer Cousys
  5. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Used to be able to say this...but it's not true anymore: Good beer doesn't come in cans.

    I'm not a bottle or can drinker...I pour into a cold glass.

    So...Mini Ditka?
  6. Sam Adams is about to finally release their lager in cans.
  7. Versatile

    Versatile Active Member

    I swear by beer koozies at home because of answer A and never use them in public because of answer C.

    I'm too lazy to wash pint glasses, so I usually drink from a bottle or can because it's easier.
  8. joe

    joe Active Member

    Coolie cup.
  9. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    Yup, hence why I said "used to"...Keweenaw Brewing Company does as well. They actually only sell cans in stores.
  10. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    How long do you people nurse a beer that you need a koozie to keep it cold?
  11. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    He's right.

    Also, if you hold a bottle on the neck, and not at the base, it will stay colder longer. Your hand warms up the liquid faster than anything else.
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