Bed bugs?

No such luck. He's douching it up at a rapid rate on AIM.

 

Hi guys.

Thanks for all the help.

 

Fuck. He lives.

 

Looks like I'll have to make a call.

 

My father and I discovered two bed bugs in our hotel room when we vacationed in Los Angeles in 2006.

We got moved to another room in the same hotel.

 

Way to infest the rest of the hotel, F_T.

 

Next time you see a bug on the wall, catch it in a baggie (one that actually seals). I think Home Depot will tell you what it is. I know that if you have any kind of county office that deals with bugs, they can tell you. Or you can look on the internets for parasitic home bugs...but bed bugs appear black from what I know.

 

I'd just blow up the apartment and start over. Short-term solutions are my forte.

 

I do it just for you, Mikey.

 

That's sweet. I'd have killed the bugs with a hammer before sleeping peacefully. But that's just me.

 

Holy crap! A post offering real advice!

That's the plan, if we see another one...put it in a ziploc. Hopefully, we won't see another one.

 

Are you blind, Penelope? If that's not real advice, I don't know what is.