Beavis and Butthead are coming back!

I saw "Vaya Cornholio" recently, and I thought it was even funnier than the original Cornholio.

 

Cornholio made me laugh every damn time I saw it. I still can't explain why. And most of the time, I really didn't like this show.

 

Classic.

 

Army recruiter: "If you boys are lucky, I can get you stationed at Fort Dix."

Butthead: "Is that anywhere near Fort Nuts?"

 

The first episode simply has to be "Beavis and Butt-Head Visit The Real World of The Jersey Shore," where they meet a fat ugly greaser chick named "Nooki," who is way, WAY, dumber than they are -- to the point the boys just recoil in disgust.


The genius of the original B&B episodes was that they took what was then the predominant programming on MTV -- hair-metal videos (and others) -- and absolutely ripped the shit out of them. Instead of vacuous sycophantic veejays prattling on about how "awesome" and "epic" the latest offering from Winger etc etc, we had Beavis and Butt-head stating in no uncertain terms, "THIS SUCKS!!!" (And it did.)

Hopefully they will do the same with the reality-show horseshit which has clogged and destroyed the channel ever since their departure. Because THAT SUCKS, TOO! (Much worse than any Winger video).

They can't rip on or parody music videos now (they certainly can't make it the whole basis of the show) -- MTV doesn't play enough videos in a month to provide fodder for one 15-minute episode of B&B.

 

This is the greatest news of all time.
We need to start a band. Today. Right now.

 

Mine has more bumps:

 

I'm guessing they're paying Judge a truckload of $$$ because that was the reason he quit the show in the first place. I remember him saying on Stern that he would make more to do one episode of King of the Hill than he would on 10 episodes of Beavis and Butthead.

 

This is outstanding news.

 

The other thing I remember is that the quality of the B and B episodes went downhill once Judge started working on the movie, and in the final season when he also was working on King of the Hill. He probably was pretty burned out by then.

 

The South Park guys acknowledged the same thing happened when they were doing their movie. They're still under contract to do regular episodes of the show, so they almost have to phone it in.

The Cornholio episodes are among the funniest things that I've ever seen on TV.

 

"These chicks would not talk to us."
"Maybe if we were driving their bus and they had to go to the bathroom really bad they'd talk to us."
"Yeah, they'd say 'Pull over buttmunch, I have to take a dump!'"