Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get zapped

Or Dr. Darwin.

 

I once watched a porno of a woman who could probably swallow an entire goat, too.

 

THERE IS A RESEMBLENCE!!! Especially around the eyes.

 

POLL:
Who do you feel bad for?
1. The snake
2. The tiger
3. The goat for taunting the snake
4. Mike for having seen a porno in which a woman could swallow a goat

 

The snake (I've felt like him before) ... and mike.

 

Altered poll...Sorry.

 

That's quality work, sir. And two.

 

Goat apparently goes down better than alligator.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/justinbaeder/49847221/

 

I had that happen with a New York strip at Monty's, once.

 

Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za

Holy Moses. That looks fucking painful.

 

Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za

Smartass!

 

Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za