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Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get zapped

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by slappy4428, Jan 4, 2008.

  1. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Heard this on Bob Saget's HBO special:

    Danny Tanner, everybody!
     
  2. FightScribe

    FightScribe Member

    It wasn't bad enough to rape the goat, but he had to KILL IT, too? I guess he was worried about the goat being able to identify him.
     
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Two things stuck out at me after reading the article...
    1) 30 states have bestiality laws? You mean there's 20 that DON'T!? This isn't some weird aberration, like one of those old laws about walking cattle down Main Street on Sunday that was relevant in 1882 and just was never taken off the books?
    2) This guy was a serial goat raper. Word gets out in prison, ain't he gonna have a fun time...
     
  4. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Um, it's bestiality. Not beastiality.

    Or so I've heard.
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The first four letters say it all. ;)
     
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    A serial goat raper... wow.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    "I'll have you screaming 'AFLAC!' if it takes all night!"
     
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Great wooly bully, that's some fucked up shit.
     
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    But which door was the good door?
     
  10. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za

    "Happy New Year, duck." -- Brent Musberger
     
  11. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Re: Beastiality ... shoot, I can't even be clever in this head or it will get za

    Goat Boy is outraged.

    [​IMG]
     
  12. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Good work.
     
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