Bears v. Cutler upgraded to Defcon 4

If it hasn't been said before, it certainly needs to be said now, Versatile, you are a god among posters. Damn, I needed that laugh in the worst way. Outstanding.

 

Yep.

I know that doesn't add much, but I don't know that there's much to add.

Yep.

 

Maybe they'll trade Carson Palmer for him straight up.

 

Cutler would be fine with the right head coach. If he had a HC who he respected and didn't take any of his shit, I think would be the ideal situation for him. The problem is, those coaches don't need a QB. I'd be curious to see how he would do in Philly under Reid.

 

He's not going anywhere. And if he has a big game against the Rams, all will be forgiven -- until the next time the O-line falls apart for four quarters.

 

Agreed. He lost his cool while losing a frustrating game against one of the best teams in the league. Between the offensive line's play, Forte's injury and Marshall's drop, Cutler didn't have a lot to be happy about.

 

You mean like Todd Haley?

 

Cutler needs a life coach for a little while and he'll be fine. This is all acquired behavior piled up over time that can be unlearned.

 

He can be a douchebag as long as he keeps doing this.

 

He seemed happy enough to me about Marshall's drop.

In fact, I think that was what irritated people the most - he was playing favorites. Marshall, his boy, gets a pat on the head. Webb gets humiliated on national television. Junior high bullshit we can all relate to.

 

Well, just as Cutler needs to be aware that he can't throw tantrums on national television if he ever wants to be taken seriously, J'Marcus Webb needs to understand that skill players with a proven record of success will always get preferential treatment over shitty offensive linemen.

 

That is really pretty.