Be sure to hit MUTE when you're watching porn...

...or you might end up with a sword pointed at your dome like this poor fellow.

http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=568400

 

Wow.

 

39 years old, lives with his mom and has no phone. Sounds like getting arrested is the least of his problems.

 

It's a D_B, but you'd never know it by the thread title.

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/37908/

 

I never saw the other thread, so I would have missed the d_b, too.

 

It's these thread titles. Half the time you have no idea what they're going to be about.

 

I'm just pleased there was no mention in this story about whether the two men crossed swords.

:'(

 

They didn't indicate if the victim in this case already had his "sword" out when the other guy came bursting in.

 

They didn't even list the name of the DVD he was watching. Shabby reporting!

 

Logjammin.

 

That's all the SportsJournalists.com hipsters showing how hip they can be.

 

Another board that I read, uses titles like that for all of the separate sections on the board.
It's like trying to match a Smashing Pumpkins title to the correct song.