BCS title game headlines

Somehow LSU is No. 2

New Orleans celebrates by killing only 12 people

 

SEC lands big scoop, whatever

 

We got a call recently (here at a paper in Florida) complaining that our coverage was slanted too much toward the Gators.

As for a headline:
GAME OF THEIR CENTURY
Gators cap 100 years of football with school's second national title

 

In honor of our readers, who will soon pack the local arena for Larry the Cable Guy:

Gator Done!

 

Directional schools everywhere await call to be on SEC schedules

 

Surely no copy editor would stoop to those levels.

 

And somehow, I believe that someone tonight probably did.

 

Columbus Dispatch: BASTARDS!
Drophead: Tressel Watch goes to Defcon-4, pending Michigan game next Nov.

"He's worse than fucking John Cooper," said an unidentified apparently inebriated man in a Buckeye mesh cap --complete with scissors cut down the middle of his cap to simulate Woody Hayes' old cap-ripping stunt -- and scarlet and gray Zubaz pants on Columbus' High Street on Monday. "They can dot the 'I' with my Hudepohl-fueled vomit, motherfucking quitters.

"Doesn't Andy Katzenmoyer have any fucking eligibility left? I saw him the other day, he's scooping up cheese for 3-ways at Skyline Chili."

 

Actually, I'm familiar with a paper that did it when Florida won the NCAA tournament.

 

We did it. But my boss certainly will change it in the morning (we're a P.M.).

 

HUZZAH!!