Bathroom Attendants

Mayo, mustard, or swamp ass?

 

Salad tosser?

 

Poppy is a bit sloppy.

 

Much like the BS they said about not being able to use cell phones on planes...washing your hands after peeing is good for you is a myth.

 

It can be somewhat pointless if facility has an non automatic faucet sink. Once you
turn off water your hands are contaminated again. Then if bathroom has a door do
you wait till someone else opens it to avoid touching handle?

 

Contaminated? What exactly are you people doing to your junk?

As for sweat, if I go all in on a big scratch, ya know down around the balls, sure, you'll hit sweat and need a hand wash. But the shaft isn't sweaty. And how much are you handling it in there anyway? The extent to which I touch myself while peeing is two fingertips. After that, I tough the band of the boxers while pulling them up, my pants button, my belt and my zipper.

 

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

;D

 

If I ever meet Pilot in the real world, I'm never shaking his hand

 

A football player from Tennessee and one from Alabama walk into a restroom and take a pee. The Tennessee player goes to leave and the Alabama player stops to wash his hands and says, "At Alabama, the Bear taught us to wash our hands after using the pisser." As he walks out the door, the Vol player responds, "At Tennessee, Johnny Majors taught us not to piss on our hands..."

[/OldestJokeIKnow]

 

He also honored the closing of his favorite bar by taking one of the urinals home as a souvenir.