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Bath salts, bra and panties and a goat - NEVER a good combination

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by rtse11, May 4, 2011.

  1. rtse11

    rtse11 Well-Known Member

    A US man found wearing women's underwear and standing over a goat's carcass told West Virginia police he was high on bath salts.

    Mark L Thompson of Alum Creek was arrested at his home on Monday. A criminal complaint in Kanawha County Magistrate Court charges the 19-year-old with cruelty to animals.

    Sheriff's Deputy JS Shackelford says witnesses reported Mr Thompson standing near a neighbour's pygmy goat in a bedroom. He was wearing a bra and female underwear. The goat had at least one stab wound.

    Corporal Sean Snuffer says Mr Thompson indicated he had been high and "wasn't in his right mind".

    Mr Thompson was held on $50,000 bond yesterday at the South Central Regional Jail. Jail records didn't indicate whether he had a lawyer and no listed phone number was available.
  2. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    Putting aside the other interesting aspects of this case, what's the deal with the bath salts? When did bath salts turn into a drug? Does the 10 year old bag of Crabtree & Evelyn bath salts shoved in the back of my linen closet have some kind of street value?
  3. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    These aren't the bath salts you use to take a soak in the bath in...

    Published: Sunday, March 20, 2011, 10:00 AM Updated: Sunday, March 20, 2011, 4:27 PM
  4. Dyno

    Dyno Well-Known Member

    Thanks for that, EStreet.

    Tough week for goats. First, we find out that Osama Bin Laden had daily goat delivery service and now this.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Why wasn't the goat wearing women's underwear? This dude doesn't know how to party at all.

    YGBFKM Guest

    "Bath salts" are part of a synthetic drug ban that recently passed in Virginia.
  7. Shoeless Joe

    Shoeless Joe Active Member

    Shit. There goes my plans for Saturday night. Thanks a lot, asshole, thanks a lot.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Not Wisconsin?
  9. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    This gets the #2 vote for best thread title.
  10. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "Dang it, Mark!

    You really get my goat!"
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Shouldn't that be "baaaaaath salts?"
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