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Bat Mitzvah Gone Awry

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Jun 17, 2009.

  1. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Coming of age to the extreme:


    - Police had to clear an "out of control" bat mitzvah party Saturday night at the Lockwood-Mathews Mansion Museum.

    "Brian Fischer, rental coordinator for the museum, told police the younger guests at the Jewish ceremony, which celebrates a girl's coming of age, tore out ceiling tiles and a light fixture in the 141-year-old, 62-room mansion. Fischer said he saw several boys and girls engaging in oral sex in the bathrooms, Officer Carleton Giles said"
  2. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Re: Bat Mitvah Gone Awry

    Missing a Z in Mitzvah.
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Re: Bat Mitvah Gone Awry

    maybe he meant mikvah
  4. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I don't think these people are Jewish.
  5. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member


    A Bot Mitzvah?
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  6. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    "These kids are not the type to do oral sex," Baker said.

    Can we get an expert witness here? Because that does not at all match what I've heard about Jewish girls.
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    What have you heard?
  8. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    It's oral sex all right -- all they do is talk about it, but never do it.
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    "Its not what you think ossifer. I am studying to be a mohel."
  10. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    You know what's funny, I was half-joking about that -- I had heard it as some kind of urban legend. But I was curious enough to Google it, and this apparently has been the stuff of serious thought going as far as the Atlantic. Lewinsky seemed to kick off the frenzy, no duh. And then there's this, which is very well researched and also very NSFW:


    A lot of non-Jewish girls came up to me and told me how true it was, how their Jewish boyfriends always told them that the girls they went to camp with gave better head, etc.

    OK, being semi-Catholic, I now must go atone for my sins. And also I must curse my parents because I didn't go to high school in the 21st century.
  11. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Let me just say, the dietary laws are very complicated.

    Although not so much for the Reformed. Movement, they eat anything.
  12. Gene Parmesan

    Gene Parmesan Member

    They got torah up from the floor up.
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