Baseball's coolest player

Don't think I've forgotten about you.

 

WTF is wrong with you? You can't celebrate both Christmas and Festivus. Festivus is for the rest of us!

 

It's highlighted in my phone's calendar. Christmas is not. Frank would be proud.

 

I kinda wonder what Kenny Lofton is like.

 

Pretty much like Willie Mays Hayes.

 

Really? Wait, part one or two?

 

The first one. He looks just like Wesley.

 

I found that while George hunting.

 

He does? Not from the pictures I have seen.

 

I meant more on the bases and in the field than actual appearance. Of course, that was when Lofton -- granted, the movie was filmed five or six years before he became a star -- was really good.

 

Gotcha. Lofton was one of my favorites, I always had him on my baseball video games. My whole goal on any game was to try and steal 100 bases in a season, with one guy. I had 98 and then my goddamn brother erased my season.

 

Brothers should not be allowed to live. You and I, we're cool. We don't erase games. Brothers, on the other hand, need to go.