Bart Simpson donates $10 mil to Scientology

Nancy Cartwright — best known as the voice of Bart Simpson — last year gave the church $10 million to help spread the word of founder L. Ron Hubbard into other galaxies.

It was all part of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth — meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior.

Surprisingly, Nancy, 50, forked over twice as much as the Scientology’s most prominent member, Tom Cruise, who only gave $5 million in an installment plan.



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That's because she's better than Tom Cruise in almost every step of the way. He's still a weird, little fucker.

 

I imagined she'd have done well, but a spare $10 mil? Eat my shorts.

 

I can think of a few more charities worthy of her money, like the Rumple Fund.

 

Or The Human Fund: "Money for people"

 

That had a certain understated stupidity to it.

 

When I make poopies at the police station, they give me a nickel!

 

Remind me to give you a fake present next Christmas.

 

This is ripe for parody on The Simpsons, don't you think?

 

I wonder if she told church leaders to "Don't have a cow, man" when she announced she'd be doing this.

 

but, but, but i thought ...

 

Alma's going to be angry.