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Bart Simpson donates $10 mil to Scientology

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ifilus, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

    Nancy Cartwright — best known as the voice of Bart Simpson — last year gave the church $10 million to help spread the word of founder L. Ron Hubbard into other galaxies.

    It was all part of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth — meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior.

    Surprisingly, Nancy, 50, forked over twice as much as the Scientology’s most prominent member, Tom Cruise, who only gave $5 million in an installment plan.

  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's because she's better than Tom Cruise in almost every step of the way. He's still a weird, little fucker.
  3. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    I imagined she'd have done well, but a spare $10 mil? Eat my shorts.
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I can think of a few more charities worthy of her money, like the Rumple Fund.
  5. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Or The Human Fund: "Money for people"
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That had a certain understated stupidity to it.
  7. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member


    When I make poopies at the police station, they give me a nickel!
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  8. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Remind me to give you a fake present next Christmas.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    This is ripe for parody on The Simpsons, don't you think?
  10. Jeremy Goodwin

    Jeremy Goodwin Active Member

    I wonder if she told church leaders to "Don't have a cow, man" when she announced she'd be doing this.
  11. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    but, but, but i thought ...

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  12. Alma's going to be angry.
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