Barkley arrested on DUI suspicion

I guess this is a blow to his political ambitions.

 

In Alabama? puhleeze. At least he was looking for a Slurpee from a woman, unlike a certain official from the state who is currently in the sports pages.

 

I'm amazed nobody ever consolidates rumors and claims they saw King and Crist splitting a motel room in Dothan.

 

He is not a role model.

OK, he's a dumbass (see here:

) and what he did was extremely dangerous to other people, but I love the guy. I went looking for memorable quotes from the Round Mound of Rebound and found tons. Here's one of my favorites: "I had to explain to my daughter why that skank Monica Lewinski has an hour special on HBO this weekend."

 

You know who gives great oral? Kim Jong Il, that's who.

 

Yeah, there goes another one of the best and brightest who will try to redeem this society.

 

When Barkley was arrested and denied his hummer, did Kenny Smith show up at the scene with a "Gone Fishin'" sign?

 

Of course Bill Clinton doesn't understand why anybody would make a big deal about a hummer.

 

on an unrelated note, LeBron called his Mom to thank her

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/03/sports/basketball/03araton.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=araton%20barkley&st=cse

Harvey Araton calls out Barkley for the fat dufus he really is. Can't wait for Wilbon to defend his assclown buddy.

 

Zing! I owe you a beer.

 

Leave of absence for Barkley:

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2009/01/barkley_to_take_leave_of_absen.html