Bananas

"From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"

 

I was a nervous child - I was a bed wetter. When I was younger, I, uh, I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself...

 

No mention of "Play it Again, Sam"? Woody bags his best friend's wife. She asks him what he thinks about during sex. He says, "Willie Mays."

She says, "I was wondering why you kept yelling, 'Slide! Slide!' "

Love the line in "Take the Money and Run" about the guys on the chain gang getting one hot meal a day -- a bowl of steam.