Banana Twinkies

Someone wake me up when they start making Chocodiles on the East Coast again.

 

Mystery, those were my favorite for a few years. But my abso fave junk food are Dolly Madison choco pies. They don't make those fuckers anymore.

 

Twinkie the Kid sez: Howdy! Want to saddle up and put one of my treats in your holster?

I have no idea what's in Twinkies, nor would I eat one to find out. They seem to me like they're the Spam of the pastry world.

 

If you eat a box or two and go on a murder spree you can always claim the "Twinkie Defense" ..

 

there's a relatively recent book out there that details all of the horrible ingredients that are in twinkies.