Bama tea bagger gets two years

But I do admit, that was fine work, YGBFKM.

 

Still Care Bear and Y-G-B (Guess who's back)
Still, still doing that shit, huh Bear?

Oh for sure, check me out
It's still Care Bear, ginger
Hate red hair, ginger
Before I post my thoughts, known to slag a lot
'cause when I frequent the threads that I have to rock
You hear the buzz from the saw when I'm bagging cocks
Posters, they pay homage, but haters say Care Bear fell off
How ginger, my last thread was four pages
They want to know if she still tastes it
They say board's changed, they want to know how I will face it

If you ain't up on Grey's

Care Bear is the name, I'm ahead of my game
Still, posting my memes, still with the sleeze
Still not loving moddies (Uh huh)
Still rock my son's photos with no love for Sonner
Still got love for novels, repping three a week
Still you folks laugh, still never post pad
Since I left, Jay Cutler, u mad? Still

I'm representing for the posters all across the board
Still hitting them threads with one liners, dorks
Still taking my time to perfect the sleeze
And I still got love for Y-G, it's the C-A-R-E

Since the last time you heard from me I lost some friends
Well, hell, me and JAG, we dipping again
Kept my eyes to the boards, found Versatile
He's 5K posts, doing 50 with ease
Still, I stay close to Dooley
And even when I was close to chiquet, I poked at his team
My posts are like a story I wrote for bad dreams
Treat my words like Freddy, scare you folks in your sleep
Wake up in the a.m., make a joke about peen
I bring the mean posts till you're soaking in your seat
It's not a pun, it's been tried, I have fun
It's "Bill Cosby pudding girl"
From "When did you know your spouse is the one?"
I'm still on the grind, after the board's facelift
In the home of Steeler fans and mad racists
Bad jokes, dumb arguments and hack papers
I dip through to make 'em laugh, still C-A-R-E

I'm representing for the posters all across the board
Still hitting them threads with one liners, dorks
Still taking my time to perfect the sleeze
And I still got love for Y-G, it's the C-A-R-E

It ain't nothing but more hot shit
Another classic post for y'all to laugh with
Whether you're sitting in your office, deadline whipped
Laid back in the home, stroking bone
I'm representing for the posters all across the board
Still hitting them threads with one liners, dorks
I'll break your neck, damn near put your face in your lap
Gingers trying to suck their own dicks but the bitch is back

So if you ain't up on thangs

Care Bear be the name, still running the game
Still got dicks wrapped like a mummy
Still ain't tripping, love to see new members be funny
Spend time on the board, tell they friends bout the board
Help others out with jobs, no more living hard
Epic threads every day, jokes, puns and barbs
Still gonna get mine regardless

I'm representing for the posters all across the board
Still hitting them threads with one liners, dorks
Still taking my time to perfect the sleeze
And I still got love for Y-G, it's the C-A-R-E

Right back up in ya muthfuckin ass
'08 plus four pennies
Add that shit up, C-A-R-E right back on top of thangs
Talk Bears with Y-G
No sacks, no picks, no fumbles, no shit!
Some of that real Cutler upper
Ooo, wee, put it in the air
You's a fool C.B.

 

I'm not a lawyer but I question where was security and at the end of the video, an employee is seen telling people to move along. I understand that teabagging a-hole's family has some loot and he's not dirt poor.
For those who missed it.

 

I would think Krystal will wind up paying him something.

 

Under what theory?

 

Lack of security in their restaurant.

 

Is it reasonable to expect a fast food restaurant to provide security to unconscious drunk patrons?

 

The fact that he was drunk and inside the establishment in the first place shows there was a lack of security.

 

Add another to my "places to avoid" list.

 

Yeah, right. Like a Krystal next to Bourbon Street is expected to do a careful screening to keep drunk people out. Who the fuck would eat there if they did?

Least realistic policy proposal ever.

 

There should've been some sort of security Stoney. What happened to that kid should've never happened. I'm sure some feelings would be different if a young woman was the one who was teabagged.