Bama tea bagger gets two years

Could get out in nine months ...

http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2012/10/alabama_fan_agrees_to_11th_hou.html

He's lucky. It was blatant sexual assault, nothing less. If he had done it to a drunk girl at a party, he'd have gotten worse.

 

Hopefully, he won't get his salad tossed.

 

SEC! SEC! SEC! SEC!

 

Walked by that Krystal Burger last month in New Orleans. Didn't rub my genitals on anything.

Roll Tide.

 

From the looks of him, he'll be doing the tossing.

 

I dunno Hondo. It depends on where they send him. Meanwhile, the guy who took the balls to the face stands in line to get plenty of loot. Good for him.

 

Gonna miss Versatile around here.

 

Shut 'er down. That'll do it. Last one out, hit the lights.

 

He can't get blood out of a turnip and I don't know any insurance that covers teabagging. He won't get jack.

 

Yeah. That was perfect.

 

Oh, you're biased. But, yeah, it was on the sweet spot.

 

Complimenting YGBFKM while agreeing with JackReacher? Child-rearing has turned you soft. Go play with a chainsaw or something. Maybe then you can get in dooley_womack1's signature.