Ball State professor says Memphis's strip clubs are bad

Dropping unusually large quantities of coin, uh, paper, at said establishments in Memphis prompted me to give up titty bars about eight or nine years ago.

I made one exception, when our sports editor was leaving for another paper.

And that turned out to be fun, just to watch one of the guys in our party react/interact with/evaluate the peelers on hand.

But an SportsJournalists.com field trip might convince me to make another exception ....

 

Platinum Plus can make the Playboy Mansion look tame.

 

Not me, and probably not Hoops.

 

SHOCKED!!! Shocked, I tell you!!!

 

Wow...can we say unnecessary?

 

Well, they're no "Joker's Wild," that's for sure.

 

Come up to some strip joints in Montreal or Toronto (like the Whiskey A Go-Go) and you'll forget Memphis in a hurry.

 

And to think I decided not to go to graduate school because I thought the research would be boring.
The question is whether Memphis commissioned the survey because it wanted to get rid of the strip clubs or because it wanted to know how it could become Atlanta.

 

Windsor... only place you have to go...

 

Super-sweet [/end Neil Goldman lisp]. Hopefully my grad studies there next spring will be equally as joyous.

 

I'm actually from the Memphis area...and coincidentally, I'm going home next weekend...

 

You never forget your first.

I had a stripper, who I'm pretty sure might have been Indiana's first meth addict, rip my underwear from my sitting position at Joker's Wild circa 1993. This was after she said she fucked my girlfriend the night before.

I have to admit, I didn't feel a thing. No collateral damage wedgie, nothing. I was very impressed with her technique. I imagine it's harder to learn that than it is pulling a tablecloth off a table or something.

Of course ... the meth helps.