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Balding

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BigSleeper, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    As long as you have the right head shape that's the way to go. But what do I know? Last year at this time my hair was past my chin.
     
  2. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    Get a haircut, hippie!
     
  3. Yes, crop it real close.
     
  4. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Obviously different women will have different thoughts on the matter, but it seems to me that if we're sexy in other ways, the ladies won't care too much if we're bald, or balding. Yul Brynner and Patrick Stewart are among the bald dudes who have melted panties throughout the years. I'd say worry about things more within one's control, like avoiding beer gut and keeping the ol' phallus spry.
     
  5. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    I did. Sometimes I regret it, other times I'm happy that I don't wake up choking on it.
     
  6. audreyld

    audreyld Guest

    Buzz it. Grow a beard. Keep it the same length as your very short hair.

    Very hot.
     
  7. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    Very good thoughts, irish. My wife has been telling me to stop fretting about it, even encouraging me to work on my Patrick Stewart impression (All I've got right now is "No. 1, go take a No. 2.") Sean Connery's also bald. Maybe I should develop an intense hatred for Alex Trebek.
     
  8. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Or become James Bond.
     
  9. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    You're the man now, dog.
     
  10. joe

    joe Active Member

    No. 1 clippers attachment all the way around. No fuss, easy as pie. Saves a shitload on shampoo.
     
  11. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    I'm receding like a motherfucker, but it's no big thing because I buzz it short and wear cool hats. Who needs hair?
     
  12. John

    John Well-Known Member

    What if you're 35 years old and still can't grow a beard?
     
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