Bai Ling is cold. REALLY cold.

Val was a dirty, dirty girl.

 

Gives new meaning to "Come in Tokyo."

 

[holding back vomit]

 

First of all, this gets a nomination for thread of the year. Some of this was hilarious...

But Zeke, no way that's Emily Valentine...

Upon further research...

That'd be Dina Meyer, who played Lucinda Nicholson...Ahh, the power of the internet.

Thanks IMDB

 

Really? Good catch.

Hard to tell from that pic. But damn, if that's the chick who played Lucinda, she looks a lot different with long hair.


She was hot, too, I guess. But I always had a thing for EV.

 

I bet she'd lose a game of "Tune In, Tokyo."

 

Stop it...please...I'm gonna hurl...

 

That looks like Christine Elise to me.

 

I am going to ring in on this thread while I have some beer flowing through my coagulated veins:

HOLY MOTHER OF NIPPLE!

 

I agree with tbf -- nothing attractive about that girl.

If you like them razor thin, though, she's right up your alley. Not Alley Allen.

 

David Vitter just spontaneously ejaculated and doesn't know why....