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From journalism jobs.com

Company: LaTouraine Inc.
Position: Be a naughty American – or at least write about them.
Location: San Diego, Telecommute
Job Status: Freelance
Salary: Commission/Contract
Ad Expires: June 6, 2007
Website: http://www.latouraineinc.com

Description:
New online newspaper focused on the best side of America – the naughty side – seeks writers who can cover and uncover the dirty little secrets of Naughty America. The Naughty American is arts and culture-oriented, with a special emphasis on the seven deadly sins: lust, greed, gluttony, vanity, pride, sloth, wrath and envy.

Within that framework, we are interested in writers who can provide saucy celebrity interviews, titillating travel pieces,<b> sexy sports stories</b>, profiles about average people with unusual hobbies and peccadilloes.

We are scheduled to launch late summer and hope to develop long-term relationships with talented writers who are witty, intelligent, responsible, and capable of creating stories that inspire readers to have an evil little grin.

Interested writers should send a resume, previous clips and a pitch or two to moye@latouraineinc.com.

What exactly constitutes "sexy sports?" beach volleyball? the lingerie bowl? Naked bowling?

 

sexy sports=PacMan making it rain at the strip club...before he slammed her head on to the stage...

 

What exactly do they want from a sports writer? Do you want to the local swinger clubs in your town and cover their nude volleyball games?

 

Hey where do I send my resume and a list of my very big porno collection?

The sad part is I actually did cover the 2004 Lingerie Bowl in LA and was talking to some of the other journalists and even the parents of one of the girls playing.

I want this job and then I am going to be the sports editor for Hustler Magazine next.

See you all at the Super Bowl lol.