Bad pop culture references

It is a plague. It's the Joy Behar of plagues. Other plagues may come and go, but this one, like Behar, is a constant.

 

After two blowout losses, the Cleveland Cavaliers must think the NBA Finals trophy is like the group Human League singing "Dont You Want Me, Baby?"

 

The always-entertaining Jay the Joke was discussing this very issue the other day. See grievance No. 3 against Mariotti.

 

They walked off the court shaking their heads like they were watching Eva Longoria's hips bounce from side to side as she strolls down Wisteria Lane.

 

Well played, with bad pop culture references.

 

If ever there was a TV show where people got voted off an island, I think that would really help spice up stories about teams who were deciding what players to cut.

 

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Like Big Pussy from his favorite show, The Sopranos, LeBron James is about to get mercilessly whacked for all the world to see. Just don't tell Joy Behar, panelist on The View, because she might have a few choice adjectives that Chicago Sun Times columnist Jay Mariotti would steal to use in his body of work.

 

I blame our schools.

 

We had a columnist who always messed up his attempts at pop culture -- Arrowsmith, Quicksilver. We'd be laughing so hard we wouldn't catch the next mistake.

 

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