Bad news for SJ.com's fashionable women

I never get any good ads. I have something for cars for hire in the UK, business cash advances, and stock buyer's alert.

 

I wrap my stuff up in handkerchief and tie it to a stick that I rest over my shoulder.

 

Somewhere in here is a joke about an old bag that would cause me to be dead to several people.

 

Only the rich can afford to shop at Albertson's.

That place is like Bizarro Wal-Mart . . . everything 20% higher than you can get elsewhere.

 

Homeland Security strikes again.

 

I know. That's why I stole their cart.

 

I wish I could remember which local TV station did the story so I can go to their website and find a link but earlier this month or sometime last month one of the stations did a story on how women's handbags/purses are a breeding ground for germs because in restaurants, or mall food courts, women will typically put the bag on the floor next to their feet while they eat and the handbags picks up whatever germs it was placed on.

 

Sportschick knows how to gain value from her shopping experience.

 

I'll stick with the Kate Spade messenger bag. Fashionable and functional.

 

I couldn't agree more. Smaller the better. Applicable to purses only, though.

 

One of our photogs, all of 23, has a pinched nerve in his neck and his arm goes numb from his.

 

I'm looking at switching to a backpack, which will at least distribute the weight evenly.