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Bad News for Earthlings

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by jgmacg, Oct 25, 2007.

  1. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest


    "The human population is now so large that the amount of resources needed to sustain it exceeds what is available at current consumption patterns," Achim Steiner, the executive director of UNEP, said in a telephone interview. Efficient use of resources and reducing waste now are "among the greatest challenges at the beginning in of 21st century," Steiner said.
  2. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Well, there is the cloning of cattle. When this government decides that it is okay to eat it, we'll see an increase in production.
  3. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Clearly it's time to start enacting reproduction quotas... Any family (or single woman) rearing more than three kids should be forced to pay a harsh luxury tax...
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
  5. I would like to help out and cut my land use from 22 hectares, but I have no idea what those are.
  6. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    About 1,000 cubits on each side.
  7. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    The good news is it's the Europeans that have stopped having babies.

    The bad news is Travis Henry, Shawn Kemp and the Duggers haven't.
  8. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    It's time to start colonizing Antarctica. Next stop, the MOON!
  9. Pete Incaviglia

    Pete Incaviglia Active Member

    Make it two kids. My wife wants three and I don't.
  10. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Obviously, we're going to need start using the land no one wants to touch. We'll start with North Dakota. Then we'll go to South Dakota. Then Memphis.
  11. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member


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  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Maybe Sheryl Crow's "three squares a day" plan will gain traction with this news
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