Bad News for Earthlings

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/10/25/europe/25environ.php

"The human population is now so large that the amount of resources needed to sustain it exceeds what is available at current consumption patterns," Achim Steiner, the executive director of UNEP, said in a telephone interview. Efficient use of resources and reducing waste now are "among the greatest challenges at the beginning in of 21st century," Steiner said.

 

Well, there is the cloning of cattle. When this government decides that it is okay to eat it, we'll see an increase in production.

 

Clearly it's time to start enacting reproduction quotas... Any family (or single woman) rearing more than three kids should be forced to pay a harsh luxury tax...

 

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I would like to help out and cut my land use from 22 hectares, but I have no idea what those are.

 

About 1,000 cubits on each side.

 

The good news is it's the Europeans that have stopped having babies.

The bad news is Travis Henry, Shawn Kemp and the Duggers haven't.

 

It's time to start colonizing Antarctica. Next stop, the MOON!

 

Make it two kids. My wife wants three and I don't.

 

Obviously, we're going to need start using the land no one wants to touch. We'll start with North Dakota. Then we'll go to South Dakota. Then Memphis.

 

Yeah!!!!!

 

Maybe Sheryl Crow's "three squares a day" plan will gain traction with this news