Bad neighbors, part XIV

And make sure you holler: "We're rollin' baby!"

I don't care if it never happened or not, that's some funny stuff.

 

We did.

A 15-gallon trash can full of water can do an awful lot of damage. Even if the victm doesn't have carpet.

A better choice would be a continuous loop of "She's Having my Baby, "Muskrat Love", "Send you to sleep after the lovin'" and "Country Road". Throw in a little Lawrence Welk and they'll be looking to break their lease the next day.

 

You get a 10-cd changer, put the speakers to the floor and pop in the time/life 70s collection and set it to play continuous loop. Then leave. (I'm not ranking on 70s music, btw, but if they're into rap, they're probably not going to like it).

Coupla problems with a coupla revenge methods mentioned here: It's going to escalate. They know who they're having problems with, and the piss puck idea leaves a dna sample, if they want to take it that far. The trash can leaned against the door, well, if you damage the place, the landlord gets involved. Landlord involvement = bad.

My favorite revenge method of the ones I've read on here: Find a way to get into the apartment when they're gone for the weekend or something, then put some raw shrimp (I understand chitterlings work nicely, too) inside a piece of their furniture. The pipe base to an office chair would work nicely, or the underside of the sofa. They'll be wanting to leave a few days after that.

 

Also, I wouldn't recommend doing the garbage can full of piss if it's your upstairs neighbor.

 

The revenge stuff is great for college, but it's obviously going to make the problem worse.

Call the fucking cops. The last thing an 18-year-old rock star wants to see is the men in blue. Or have a beer with the kids. Tell them you don't care if they go apeshit while you're at work, but to cool it when you're not.

 

Fucking 12-gauge clears that problem up real quick.

 

I'm lucky. Been in this dump for nearly eight years and the only problem I've had is a neighbor whose girlfriend was a screamer/moaner/fuck me Santa fuck me Santa type. Some of the best free entertainment ever!

 

I'm thankful my neighbor isn't loud.

He's just the type that has aluminum foil on his windows. You know, to keep the government out of his head.

 

You live next to that guy from Conspiracy Theory?

 

Remember though, he turned out to be right. The gubmint really WAS after him.

 

That F-me Santa line right next to the pic of Lauren Graham ... warm, happy feelings.

I'll be back in 8 seconds.

 

I have a lease, with an option to buy. 8)