Bad neighbors, part XIV

Now this is a landmark after three months of living here with Cougarguy. I just returned upstairs after a heated exchange with the neighbors downstairs.

I'm minding my own, watching television and soon I hear this gaggle of giggling girls and soon thereafter unbelievably loud rap music. So I go downstairs, knock on the door four times before this little blond girl with braces answers the door. I ask her to turn the music down.

"It's too loud," I told her.

"Well you're loud! You're yelling every night and I go up and knock -"

"No you don't. Next time, knock louder!" And I storm off. So now I'm sitting up here, doing a slow boil to the beat of rap music. And wondering what to do next. Call the landlord or call the cops.

 

Rent a house instead of an apartment?

 

I'd rent a porno and play it really loud.

 

I could tell you stories about the neighbors I used to live above but I'd out myself on here to my coworkers who've heard all the nasty stories.

 

And that's different than eveyday life for you how?

 

Mrs. BYH makes him turn the volume down for as long as necessary.

 

There's nothing wrong with silent pornos!!!!

 

Especially silent, eight-second pornos.

 

Four words:

Dribble. Basketball. At. Night.

 

Rent a porno?
How about renting a hooker .... and make sure all of the bolts are loose on the bed

 

Put the stereo speakers face down on the floor, crank the volume up to 10, and cue up "Helter Skelter," "Kashmir," "Are You Experienced," and "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", and put the CD player on automatic replay.

 

I'm not sure if it's been discussed on this Web site before, but a "piss puck" is also excellent retaliation.