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Bad neighbors, part XIV

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by cougargirl, Jul 23, 2006.

  1. cougargirl

    cougargirl Active Member

    Now this is a landmark after three months of living here with Cougarguy. I just returned upstairs after a heated exchange with the neighbors downstairs.

    I'm minding my own, watching television and soon I hear this gaggle of giggling girls and soon thereafter unbelievably loud rap music. So I go downstairs, knock on the door four times before this little blond girl with braces answers the door. I ask her to turn the music down.

    "It's too loud," I told her.

    "Well you're loud! You're yelling every night and I go up and knock -"

    "No you don't. Next time, knock louder!" And I storm off. So now I'm sitting up here, doing a slow boil to the beat of rap music. And wondering what to do next. Call the landlord or call the cops.
  2. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Rent a house instead of an apartment?
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I'd rent a porno and play it really loud.
  4. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    I could tell you stories about the neighbors I used to live above but I'd out myself on here to my coworkers who've heard all the nasty stories.
  5. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    And that's different than eveyday life for you how?
  6. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Mrs. BYH makes him turn the volume down for as long as necessary. :D
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    There's nothing wrong with silent pornos!!!!
  8. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Especially silent, eight-second pornos.
  9. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Four words:

    Dribble. Basketball. At. Night.
  10. The Duke

    The Duke Member

    Rent a porno?
    How about renting a hooker .... and make sure all of the bolts are loose on the bed
  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Put the stereo speakers face down on the floor, crank the volume up to 10, and cue up "Helter Skelter," "Kashmir," "Are You Experienced," and "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida", and put the CD player on automatic replay.
  12. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    I'm not sure if it's been discussed on this Web site before, but a "piss puck" is also excellent retaliation.
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