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Bad last names

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JBHawkEye, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Well-Known Member

    Just typing in the tee times for the city junior golf tournament.

    One boy in the 12-13 age group has the last name of Dick. He's playing in a foursome with a kid whose last name is Chicken.

    You get the feeling these kids will be tortured during their high school years.
  2. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    Frank Strokoff.
  3. joe_schmoe

    joe_schmoe Active Member

    Ummm, seriously, someone has the last name CHICKEN?
  4. JBHawkEye

    JBHawkEye Well-Known Member

    Yes. His grandfather and father are big businessmen here in town.

    No, they don't run the KFC.
  5. cougargirl

    cougargirl Active Member

    Had a high school classmate whose last name was Horney. She was one of these slut-in-Laura-Ashley-clothing types. We ran a satirical 20-year-predictions page on the back page of the school paper and her's was: "K. Horney -- Still."
  6. Stretch15

    Stretch15 Member

    I went to elementary school with a girl who had the last name of Fagg. Needless to say, by the time junior high rolled around, she had changed her last name to her mother's maiden name.
  7. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    My dad once taught a kid by the name of Fuchs.

    Roll call on the first day of class was tricky.
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Garden City (Mi) High School golf/tennis player Carl Dork... you can look it up...
  9. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    A back up for one football team had the last name of Slappy... first name: D'Jario. D'Jario Slappy. Sounds like a clown name or a porn name. I can't decide which.
  10. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Actually, it's both.... trust me..

    Redford Union (Mi) High School had a point guard named Anthony Smelley...
  11. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Saw on one of the college FB sites where a player at Eastern Illinois had the name of Lucious Pusey. He recently changed the last name.
  12. SockPuppet

    SockPuppet Active Member

    Actually, it was on Deadspin. He changed it to Seymour. No, not Seymour Pusey. Lucious Seymour. Geez. Get your mind outta the gutter.
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