Bad idea in car advertising

shoulda said "Sweatback."

 

I was always surprised Spic and Span never started a huge protest.

 

Man, you could fit a lot of Hispanics into one of those vehicles.

 

I want my dad to go to that dealership and discuss the semantics of "demo" vehicles:

Salesman: We have some great demos available.
Dad: Demo...that's a used car, right?
Salesman: Oh no, it's a demo vehicle.
Dad: But it's been driven.
Salesman: Yes.
Dad: So it's used.
Salesman: No. It's a demo.
Dad: Well, there's intercourse. And then there's fucking. But when you get down to it they're the same thing.
Salesman: [sigh] It's used.

[Based on an actual conversation my dad had with a car salesman]

 

And who in God's name needs air-conditioned SEATS? I can understand why AC is pretty much a standard feature now, but if you have it going full blast, do you really need your back and ass handled separately? I suppose if you're really hot and everyone else around you is cold, it's potentially more effective than dual-zone climate systems, because you still have the air mixing and making it cooler/warmer in the other zones. But it sounds patently ridiculous to me.

Aside: has anyone with multi-zone climate systems pointed the fans at each other at different angles and temperatures in hopes of creating a thunderstorm?

 

The thunderstorm line is a classic.

 

That's probably the follow-up promotion.

 

I saw a ad for a Democrat asking if you are tired of dirty, lying Texans ruining your life.

 

I'm sorry. I'm not seeing it. It's not like the illegal alien can afford a tricked out Lincoln.

So what's the problem?

 

I tried that at my grandparents' house one Christmas. They had a wood stove, so it was 100º in the living room and something like 40º in the back rooms. (That was how it always was in winter.) What do you know? It was eventually 70º in the whole house. No thunderstorm, but finally comfortable. A novel concept.

 

That's a good point you cocksucking, donkey-fucking piece of shit.