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Bad economy felt on the street

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Sesame Street laying off 20 percent of its workforce ...


    (And who'd have ever guessed Sesame Workshop, the parent organization, would have $141 million in annual expenses?)
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You really gotta spread around the sawbucks to keep all the gossip about Bert and Ernie out of the papers.
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    So who gets the ax? Bert, Ernie, Grover?

    I'm guessing Oscar the Grouch goes. Can't see him being a team player, and the higher ups probably don't like the attitude.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    The chicks like the bad boys, though.
  5. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Big Bird gets the axe. He's too expensive. </Lean Dean>
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Elmo should get the ax, but he won't.

    He's like the high-priced columnist of Sesame Street, and the like the worst of them who escape to ESPN for big bucks and celeb trappings, vapid as all git out.

    Fuck Elmo.
  7. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    One....one layoff. Two...two layoffs...ahhahaha.
  8. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I heard snuffy is getting cut. They can't feed him on their tight budget.
  9. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  10. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Perhaps The Amazing Mumford was in charge of the cuts.

    "A la peanut butter sandwiches!"

    Oops! We've got to layoff people.
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member


  12. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    I would bet Oscar is not drawing a check, I mean, he lives in a garbage can. If he was getting paid he could probably afford a dumpster.
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