Bad day for .... pick your own insult.

Zhit! Thiz zuckz! What will yuppiez, metrozexualz and douchebagz drink now?

 

Once you've had Champale, Zima is not an option.

 

Champipple?

 

Champizzle.

 

Like Miller Chill - because it's for people who like the taste of urine

 

Zima ... truly one of the foulest drinks ever conceived.

Oh well ... back to my Miller High Life!

 

That's fantastic.

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And as for Zima, it's what I "cut my teeth" on when I was a young lad. Then I realized, hey beer's a hell of a lot better.

And if I'm going for something like a Zima, I'll go with a Sparks. At the bar I frequently visit, I'll get a big boy of Budweiser and a Sparks. I'll drink some of the Budweiser down and pour some Sparks into the Bud and voila! It actually tastes better than you might think.

 

I'll see your Champale and raise you one bottle of Cold Duck.

 

Tastes more like Dead Duck

 

oh, that's far more credit than it's due