Bad day for .... pick your own insult.

Yeah.

And he'll have a Myer Grace Bros bag wrapped around a bottle of vodka.

 

You mean they hadn't stopped already?

 

I sent this to a friend earlier today with the headline: Now what will you drink at the bar?

 

Woodchuck Draft Cider!

 

Hey, that's great with Guinness.

 

Here's hoping Zima drinkers can make the dramatic step up to Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple

 

I would kill a family member to find the Smirnoff Twisted Mandarin Orange anywhere near me. I used to have to beg Hustle to bring some down from his area when he would come visit. Now I'm eight hours away!

 

My favorite malt is Hooch.. swear it exists. Hard to find. It's hard lemonade, and it was hard way before Mike's was.

 

Cotton-covered kittens are hard compared to Mike's.

 

The Mike-a-Rita's aren't the worst thing in the world, especially when it's the only thing left in your buddy's fridge. No ketchup, no mayo, no Arm & Hammer. Just one Mike-a-Rita. What a great night that was. Ugh.

 

I didn't even know Zima was still available

 

I had some Hooch back in the day... I even used the name as my handle on those NTN trivia games when I was in college. Everyone assumed I was a pothead...