Bad Bieb's Best Busted Blowout

Taze him, bro.

 

Deport him back to Canada, bro.

 

10-4 on that. Send the punk back to Canada. And send his dad, too.

 

Shoulda' given him more alcohol, a full tank and an E-Z Pass. He takes anyone out in the process the families of the victim will bankrupt the surving heirs. Fine with me. Fuck this kid.

 

No room for Al Cowlings in that ride.

 

No, it's because he's a self-entitled douchebag, not a thug. A thug exhibits some malicious intent, and maybe a purpose even if the purpose is just to rob you and get some easy cash. This asshat just does assholey things for his own amusement and because millions of prepubescent teen girls have given their allowances to fund this fucker's stupidity.
If this jackass overdoses and becomes a Cobain-like tragic figure to a generation of millenials I might have to go on a tri-state killing spree.

 

Just start in Canada with the two idiots who spawned this wretched excuse. If you're going to go down in flames, might as well make an international incident out of it.
Then, on the other hand, you might get Canada's version of the medal of freedom.

 

Fine with you? What if that victim was your child?

 

Again, hate that parallel. If someone isn't going to empathize, they're not going to empathize because you artificially inject their children into the scenario.

 

^ would someone think of the children?

But, really, not even the prospect of Bieber going away forever warrants the death of innocents.

 

So what come first? Bieber's death by overdose or car accident or...

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