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Bacon

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Songbird, Jul 11, 2015.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    These women from Minneapolis bought this bacon cooker made for the microwave. Hang slices over the top, cover with paper towel and the fat drips down through the hole and the bacon ends up crispy. [​IMG]
     
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Donny in his element likes this.
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    Not everyone here is in the news industry. I think a few of us have never been in the industry.
     
  4. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I know. But still. "Search titles." How basic is that?
     
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    I searched "bacon" and didn't find what I was looking for after 3 pages.
     
  6. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Perfect for hotdish at your DFL meeting, don'tcha know.
     
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    You assumed someone was or wasn't in the news industry. I responded to the assumption.
     
  8. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    Can we also post about watching the futbol, growing beards, and living in Brooklyn and Detroit?
     
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    This is a national crisis in the making:

    Nation's bacon reserves hit 50-year low as prices rise

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/bus ... um=twitter

    “Today’s pig farmers are setting historic records by producing more pigs than ever,” said Rich Deaton, president of the organization. “Yet our reserves are still depleting.”
     
  11. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

  12. swingline

    swingline Well-Known Member

    Vincent:
    Want some bacon?

    Jules:
    No man, I don't eat pork.

    Vincent:
    Are you Jewish?

    Jules:
    Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

    Vincent:
    Why not?

    Jules:
    Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

    Vincent:
    Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.

    Jules:
    Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

    Vincent:
    How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.

    Jules:
    I don't eat dog either.

    Vincent:
    Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

    Jules:
    I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

    Vincent:
    Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?

    Jules:
    Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?
     
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