Back to the drawing board for Newbury College

The Newbury head coach was last seen at Sam's Club buying a whole case of lifesavers.

 

I'm making sure we get this in briefs.

 

AP comes through with a brief:

 

Harry Doyle: That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
Assistant: You can't say goddamn on the air.
Harry Doyle: Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway.

 

Most amazing fact in this boxscore: the game took only 3 hours, 1 minute.

 

And now, as Paul Harvey would say, the rest of the story...

http://www.d3baseball.com/pressreleases/Bridgewater%20State/2007/04/09/Bridgewater-State-Baseball-Makes-History-with-57-1-Win-over-Newbury/1853

 

I like this:

Attendance: 50

man, i bet it was cold up there for that game

nothing like losing by more runs than the temperature

 

The coach needs to learn, don't leave pitchers in that long if they're sucking that badly. Pull them quicker.

 

Did the person who wrote that press release realize their computer has spell checker on it?

 

Somehow, I receive e-mails from the Newbury AD/SID all the time, usually about men's volleyball or basketball, and I'm pretty sure there are no athletes from the towns I cover who play at Newbury.
I can't wait to get this release.

 

Yes, it was too fucking cold to be watching shitty baseball in the Commonwealth. [/loved the 14-1 game I was at]

 

Five hits? That's all we got? Five goddamn hits?