Aztec...Scion...now Nissan tops them both

Starting when I was 12 and got my first motorcycle, I'm in the 30s, although I've slowed down/grown up considerably the last decade or so. Or I'm not getting caught as much anyway.

 

OK, I lose. By a lot. Forgive my arrogance.

Two words dude: holy crap.

 

I had my license taken away for a year twice by the time I was 24. Not proud of it (OK, a little), but at least I can win meaningless message board bets because of it.

 

Dude, I was road racing at 12 with a bike I paid cash for from mowing lawns.

 

The thing looks about as aerodynamic as a brick shithouse.

I like one thing in common with my cars and women: Curves.

 

The Kleeda-Pallister Drag Race... SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

 

I will take Pallister down, as long as he has to add weight to his vehicle to, um, even it out.

 

$14,000 for THAT?