Awkward Family Photos..

Holy shit, I've never laughed so hard at a thread before. Damn.

 

When they fuck, he bends over and she lubes up the strap-on.

I guaran-DAMN-tee it.

 

You're lion.

 

I think I just pissed myself.

IJAG, you are my new God.

 

New? HEY I'M NOT IN YOUR SIG ANY MORE!

 

Stay away from the furries. Seriously.

Last year I'm staying at some hotel that was hosting a Furfest. A thousand adults dressed as animals....imagine very horny team mascots. Made the mistake of asking the hotel desk clerk what was going on...she rolled her eyes and said, 'They can only wear ears and tails in the restaurants.'

Entire lobby was packed with large furry creatures--mostly men, pawing and petting and humping. Apparently part of the charm is that they don't bathe...they're into the natural scent thing.

I would not want to be the dry cleaner who has to deal with those costumes at the end of the weekend.

 

I've always wondered what pushes a person to that point. Like, I get why some people like to be spanked, I like why others like to be tied up. But a furry? A fucking furry?

 

OMG ... I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Kudos to both of you.

It would take that and a Sam Mills autographed game-worn jersey - matters not whether it's a Saints or Panthers piece. And probably a Walter Payton autographed.

And even then, I'm not absolutely sure because I'm not certain I could ever enjoy those in my cave after being laughed out of society.