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Awkward conversations with the parents, aka How do I scrub my eardrums clean?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by imjustagirl, Dec 31, 2008.

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  1. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Lawrence just wouldn't fit.
     
    Sam Mills 51, Dec 31, 2008
    #25
  2. pseudo

    pseudo Well-Known Member

    We weren't.
     
    pseudo, Dec 31, 2008
    #26
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    Re: Awkward conversations with the parents, aka How do I scrub my eardrums clean

    Oh, my bad.
     
    Angola!, Dec 31, 2008
    #27
  4. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Re: Awkward conversations with the parents, aka How do I scrub my eardrums clean

    I will not give my cock a name.
    Not Thaddeus, Giles, John or Zane.
    To name a body part's inane.
    I will not give my cock a name.

    I will not nomenclate my dong.
    Not Bruiser, Bouncer, Rex or Chong.
    To anthropromorph a wiener's wrong.
    I will not nomenclate my dong.
     
    writing irish, Dec 31, 2008
    #28
  5. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Yes. That's exactly what we were all thinking.

    Shit, I wonder what Angola named his penis?
     
    mustangj17, Dec 31, 2008
    #29
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I just want him to stop drunk-dialing me.
     
    Ace, Dec 31, 2008
    #30
  7. spnited

    spnited Active Member


    'Gola's penis drunk-dials you?
     
    spnited, Dec 31, 2008
    #31
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It sounds like a tiny penis, but it didn't leave a name.
     
    Ace, Dec 31, 2008
    #32
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Just when I thought this thread couldn't get any more disturbing...
     
    BYH, Dec 31, 2008
    #33
  10. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Re: Awkward conversations with the parents, aka How do I scrub my eardrums clean

    Anything that can use toothpaste can probably use a phone, too.
     
    writing irish, Dec 31, 2008
    #34
  11. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Even phones need to be greeted with flouride-enriched smiles every once in a while.

    Oh, wait ...
     
    Sam Mills 51, Dec 31, 2008
    #35
  12. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    I think we're related.
     
    spaceman, Dec 31, 2008
    #36
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