Awkward conversations with the parents, aka How do I scrub my eardrums clean?

I’d be uncomfortable if my friend and his wife had that conversation with me in the room. Hell, I’d be uncomfortable if my wife and I had that conversation.

I can’t even imagine my parents talking that way.

My condolences. Send me your paypal account and I’ll donate money toward what I’m sure is your ongoing therapy.

 

IJAG,

Was there drinking involved before or during this conversation?

 

Is mom hot?

 

My dad and I have turned the upturned middle finger into a goofy greeting. We also imitate my Korean aunt when we talk to each other, as a joke. We add -ehhh to the end of every word.

As in, Dad-ehhh, what-ehhh are-eeeh you-ehhh doing-ehhh?

 

Would Hermie have any interest in three women I noticed on another thread?

 

Not sure about Hermie. He seemed to have an oral fixation and an eye for Yukon Cornelius.

 

Nice...

 

Fucking outstanding.

 

So, there's 21 for the Turkey Day threads and now IJAG for the holiday themes.

Who's got New Year's? Anyone?

 

Re: Awkward conversations with the parents, aka How do I scrub my eardrums clean

Mine's named Larry, if anyone is wondering.

 

For the love of fuck...now my brain needs scrubbing.

(Is Larry the birth name and Chipper the nickname?)

 

Re: Awkward conversations with the parents, aka How do I scrub my eardrums clean

No, Chipper seems disturbing, while Larry is just fun-loving!